I have little interest in meeting anyone dead. There are some attractive women out there I wouldn't mind meeting. Does that make me shallow ?
Anyways, I had a crush on Teri Hatcher back in the day. She played Lois on the New Adventures of Superman show that ran on ABC like 150 years ago (it was the mid-late 1990s I think, when most of my fellow students were toddlers). This was pre - Desperate Housewife Teri.
There used to be all kinds of Teri Hatcher swag in my room, and I even had an autographed Teri Hatcher pic. It was legit too, they used some question I wrote on a website for a segment on Access Hollywood or Extra, I can't remember which one. After this, she autographed a picture for me and they passed it along after I was solicited for my address. Never got to meet up with Ms. Hatcher though, and I guess it might have been illegal lust anyways based on my age.
Anyways, I got older, fell in love (multiple times I think), got married, and so on. I'm not married anymore, so I'm pondering why I haven't called up her agent and set up lunch. I mean, Teri and I aren't getting any younger. Lets face it, we're both single parents, we probably have a lot in common, and I'm guessing she has a pretty nice place in Cali. She makes a little more than I do, but I'm okay with her being the breadwinner. We could pick up another place in Laguna, and I could take up surfing full time. I could probably get a part time acting job to supplement our income, or just work at In and out Burger. Regardless, I think we should date.
The optimism in this blog really makes it. Some celebrities actually do seem more accessible to fans though, although others simply seem too high-profile to really interact with their fanbase.
ReplyDeleteThanks Cody. Optimism is a must. Teri probably doesn't dig depressed guys. I think it would work out really well. I think her kid is old enough to watch my kids while we go out for dinner as well. I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
ReplyDeleteI think you should go for it. (:
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