I promise you won't guess which one is fake. If you do, I truly respect you.
1) I met Lady Gaga after a concert a few years back. She's pretty cool to her fans. Security said not to take pictures, but she took pictures with everyone that was there, which seemed to piss security off. When I got up to see her, she was sitting down. I didn't really know if I should give her a hug or shake her hand or what. She got up out of her chair, put a big hug on me, kissed me on the cheek, and told me I smelled good. Then signed a cd for me. Personalized to "Keith". There was more, but I'll stop for now.
2) In 2009, I decided to take my Motorcycle ( Kawasaki Ninja) up to Mohican National Forest so I could take a nature walk (I'm a bit of a tree hugger). After my walk I arrived back at my bike. There were three police cruisers (state highway patrol) parked around it. They said I was clocked going 167mph on route 13. I was arrested for reckless operation and driving a motorcycle without a proper endorsement. My bike was impounded and I'm not allowed to possess a motorcycle license in the state of Ohio ever again.
3) I like Kenny Chesney better than Luke Bryan. I think Luke has rugged good looks and nice voice, but I know for a fact that Kenny Chesney concerts are a great time. After all, Kenny performed just a few miles down the road from me at the Hartford Fair one year. I can't wait to go see KC this summer.
Don't get me wrong, Kenny is a good artist and has a good voice. Just a little old for me. Luke and I are just meant to be. I like to think it's pretty obvious. But I do believe that story 2 is false.
ReplyDeleteI agree with my wifey. I have evidence that story one has potential to be true because I creeped on your facebook pics.
ReplyDeleteI did too. Is that cheating?
ReplyDeleteIt kind of is Kristen. I'm glad you both took a shot at it though. I'll tell you which one if fake sometime, but not today. Probably sometime before the Kenny Chesney concert.
ReplyDeleteI believe that story one is false! I think story is two could have happened but that would totally suck! I just wouldn't pick you as somone to listen to Lady Gaga.
ReplyDeleteStory one is legit. Story 3 is as well, though i don't listen to that much country music. I'm still undecided. Story two has truthful elements, but isn't 100% legit. I do have a Kawasaki Ninja sitting inside my house right now that I have no license to ride, and there was a brief law enforcement encounter, but no arrests or tickets were issued. That's why it sits inside my house now and never goes outside.
ReplyDeleteThat 167mph ticket raised a red flag for me. I would assume that police officers would chase someone that was going 167, and I wouldn't peg you as someone who would run from the cops haha.
ReplyDeleteI think they usually let maniacs that are going that fast go, but try to let other law enforcement up the road know. No, I would never run from the cops though. haha.
ReplyDeleteThat is absolutely amazing you got to meet the Lady. I'm so jealous.
ReplyDeleteI would have said the first story was false. But I think going 167 mph is a little unbelievable.
ReplyDelete167 is a pretty hot clip. I've been over 100 in or on 7 different vehicles, but 167 may exceed my personal best lol. I do know kawasaki rx 14s and many dodge vipers will both top out at 202-207mph respectively. They make a street legal bentley now that will do 256mph ...and I know a guy got nabbed in Michigan a few years ago on a modified kaw...was clocked at 217mph.
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